Neutralizing Infidelity??

Feeling guilty about cheating on your partner?? Now you can offset your infidelity by paying another person a nominal amount for staying single or faithful to their partner.

Sounds weird?? But then truth is stranger than fiction.

A Web site cheatneutral.com offers its members a chance to neutralize cheating by funding monogamy. So if you find it difficult to be faithful to your partner, you just pay another person to remain single or faithful. Single or monogamous people can just sign up for free and get paid for offsetting other people’s infidelity by promising to remain single or loyal to their partners until they have neutralized their promoter’s cheating. (If anyone does sign up, do share the story.)

I am still trying to figure out if this is meant to promote fidelity (as they claim) or to promote infidelity. I mean, if you could actually offset your wrongs by paying someone else a nominal amount to be good.. Wouldn’t you just go on being in the wrong (especially if its fun)?

Well, morality issues aside, this definitely does put a classic twist on the phrase Crime pays.

Note: Cheatneutral.com is actually a joke on the Carbon-offsetting industry.